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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tench

Anonymous asked:

F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it

punkrock-bottom answered:

You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt

the-haiku-bot

You have rights because

faggots and dykes fought for them.

Respect that you cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

siriosa

oh haiku bot. i thought i couldn’t love you more

kissingagrumpygiant
kendallroyvevo

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scrunching my face real hard rn

deathwarlock

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

drew-dopamine

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED
VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt

drew-dopamine

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

that-transfem-berdly-blog

Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT

I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

snowkit-and-blackquill

hey dude

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snowkit-and-blackquill

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they didn’t take the chill pill

error-404-fuck-not-found

22 years old and you're like this? smh

no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you

headspace-hotel

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal

spacelazarwolf

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IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????

pink-dragonair

watching this person call everyone an ecofascist for saying "aging is normal" in between drawings of buff furries and saying "arceusdamn" instead of "goddamn" is making my brain melt

spacelazarwolf

THATS WHAT THAT WAS A STAND-IN FOR??????????? GODDAMN??????????

zygodactylus

I have never read anything more unhinged than this post

bunjywunjy
dimetrodrawn

Cowparsley: Friend of humankind 

deinocheirus

Once powerful and respected amongst his kind. The great Bull Drake was the bane of a small human village. Some years ago something changed about him. A small human cub was being chased by loose dogs , the dragon ended up rescuing the child in spite of himself. The former menace was now a darling of he village , and the dragon took on a friendlier name and appearance.

The other dragons find this change to be baffling at best. One can’t even squash or eat a single human without Cow butting in saying how that’s “morally wrong” and “humans are actually very smart and loving monsters”. Cow has become very close friends with Chuck, someone who shares his keen interest in humans.

Despite his rotund body and tiny wings, Cowparsley is able to fly just fine. His breath is a sparky and luminous smoke, all for show rather then dangerous. His hoard now consists almost entirely of gifts given to him by humans, including merchandise of himself (Cows visits to the village has made it a bit of a tourist trap.)

tiochesnaughty:

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abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

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1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

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z0mborb

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

bunjywunjy
apricops

The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that you’re writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.

Take money, for example. You can’t just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like ‘silver coins,’ but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

shieldfoss

“They’re using golden valley coins!”

…didst thou mean dollars?

“Nevermind. They’re using some basic silver coin and then enough gold to be worth ten silver coins is called a ten-piece”

…Si, si, el Peso!

Trying over, they’re minted by the king so they’re called crown coins, or, these days, abbreviated, they’re just Crowns

Naturligvis, vi skifter Daler ud med Kroner!

The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you can’t do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.

garmbreak1

My fantasy nation uses solid gold coins marked by the dental impressions of the reigning king, as a sign of their purity and authenticity.

They’re called Bitcoins.

brazenautomaton

oh you can go the fuck to jail that’s what you can do, where you’ll be shackled to a chain gang hitting the blockchain with a pickaxe